I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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