he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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