If i come over, it means nothing
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
