but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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