i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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