Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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