You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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