is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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