Me too!
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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