drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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