Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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