: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You're like the curious george of whores
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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