We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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