The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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