that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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