K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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