On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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