You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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