ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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