i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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