Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
No subtext here. People are naked.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
How does it feel to date your dad?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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