Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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