it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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