Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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