I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
My ATM looks so different sober.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
So. Much. Porn.
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