She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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