I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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