dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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