I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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