Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
