I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Randomize
