Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
my liver is dry heaving
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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