Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Can I color on your dick again?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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