Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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