After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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