Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Randomize
