I think I died a long time ago.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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