I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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