But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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