just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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