How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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