We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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