is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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