Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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