The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i barfeds in our rink
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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