Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He better not be in your backpack
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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