I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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