my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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