I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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