I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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