I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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