is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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